@CaptainWinkie wrote:
I'm embarassed that today I have been expressing my frustration with Verizon with sarcastic and spiteful forum posts. I've calmed down a bit, and have decided instead to communicate my displeasure through the ancient Mayan art of Haiku poetry...
forty five minutes
of mind numbing hold music
got disconnected
you made me miss it...
Game of Thrones season premier
this nerd won't forget
(speaking of which,
the blonde chick with the dragon
is incredible)
I said call my cell
fifty calls to my house phone
where's that Comcast card?
It's been a whole month
you can't fix a simple glitch
and can't explain why
my agent sounds hot
i'd like to ask her number
but I smell today
What is your actual issue? Is it something other users on this peer-to-peer support board can help with, or are you just here to vent?
Also, this might just be my failing, but I'm not seeing the 5th syllable in the (speaking of which, line. I know how the words are pronounced is very key in poetry, as I'm a fan of Shakespeare. Can you help me out?
